I woke up this morning and saw all these things about me being cast in The Hunger Games, I was kind of curious for a second. So I called my agent. [My agent] was like ‘no one’s going to offer you that part.’ I was like, thanks for the reassurance.’
— Robert Pattinson on rumors about being cast as Finnick Odair [x] (via monkeyknifefight)
(Source: mikbeth, via le-velo--pour-deux)
I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious ass.
—
Loki (via iampangea)
(via somethingavengersrelated)
But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby. I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept.
— Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via eternallyinthetardis)
(Source: matricides, via le-velo--pour-deux)
mum:
why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
mum:
you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you
